I stole these stamp markers when I was in 1st grade, lol.

Spending time with people I love, dancing to good music, taking pictures, etc!

dcdominos05:

shawnerd:

(via babyletsjustbe, pretty-famous)

And that night under the stars you can never get back.

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tienypoo:

ayexvee:

ilikelilee:

Dear Wife,

I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it.These last 2 weeks have been hell.

Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, you came home & didn’t even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don’t tell me you love me anymore; you don’t want sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either you’re cheating on me or you don’t love me anymore; whatever the case, I’m gone.

Your EX-Husband
P.S. don’t try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!


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Dear Ex-Husband

Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter.

It’s true you & I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you’ve been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping Too bad that doesn’t work. I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was ‘You look just like a girl!’ Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can’t say something nice, I didn’t comment. And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning.

After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got home you were gone.. Everything happens for a reason, I guess.

I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won’t get a dime from me.

So take care.

Signed,
Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!

P.S. I don’t know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl.

I hope that’s not a problem

HAHAHHA!!! Take that! You tell him, girlfriend!

I think one of the great things about being in a relationship are those random texts.

Sure, there’s the cute random “I love you”, “I miss you”, “I’m thinking of you :)” texts which can make you smile no matter what type of situation or mood you’re in.

But you know what’s also great?

They’re…

Omg sooooooo true!

The difference between you and me is that I wanted you more than I needed you. And if you wanted me just as much as you needed me, we would be perfect for each other. But I care about myself too much to waste any more time. I can live without you. And I will live without you.

xoxocaatherine:

nguyenlina:

dlmolina:

lalaineoquendo:

juustsayingg:

GENIUS .

(via honnhi)

laverneypoo:

ohsnapitskathay:

jadoreandie:

elleceevee:

Drake: I made it! I finally signed my contract. Now I have millions of dollars.
Is there anything you want? I’ll give you anything you want.
Drake’s Grandma: You have a million dollars?!
Drake: No grandma, I have millions of dollars! I can get you anything! What do you want?
Drake’s Grandma: I just want a hug and a kiss.

I remember seeing some guy talk about this moment in the “Better Than Good Enough” documentary outtakes.
I just thought it was so precious <3

Awww <3

cuhhrissteen:

Staying at home with you is probably the best date. it’s free. it’s you and me. it’s me and you. it’s you with me. and everything with ‘you’ in it is bomb. we can watch movies, or reruns of old t.v. series. we can stay on the laptop/computer and take photobooth pictures on my mac. or even just lay…

Omg, this is EXACTLY everything I look for in a perfect date. I sure miss those days ..

I hate that subject. I hate it so much. People always ask that question. No matter what your answer is, they judge you for it. It’s bad if you’re not a virgin. But it’s bad if you are. Wtf do they want then?!

If you can’t respect them, why the f*ck would you ask in the first place?

The only person who needs to know your personal business is the person you are dating, only because it affects them too. Otherwise, why should it matter how far someone’s gone with someone else? Is that what defines a person? By their level of sexual experience?

I hate it when people tell me about my own friends’ past or how far they’ve gone. I admit, my reaction goes like this: “ew”. So is that what you wanted to hear? I didn’t ask about their business. I didn’t want to know it. I don’t need to know it. I don’t want to see them differently. So thanks for the information. But no thanks. If I was curious enough, I would ask them myself. I seriously would.

Going off on a tangent… To the guys who talk about any girl who hasn’t “put out” and say that they wouldn’t want to date her because the guy wouldn’t “get any,” well that just shows what you guys look for in a relationship. Can you stop being such a pig and respect girls more? Thanks. And to the guys who like innocent girls and then get all frustrated when they can’t be the one to take their innocence away, can you stop being so selfish? Keep your d*ck to yourself. Thanks.

I apologize for being so blunt. I hope I didn’t offend anyone. But I’m just tired of people talking about other people and disrespecting them.